May172013

blahhmebby:

mindbeforeheart:

blahhmebby:

-lsd:

blaaargh:

Can someone make Kim’s pregnant foot their tumblr icon so I can giggle at it every day?

Holy shit is that professor klump

Shoutout to the givenchy heels though 👌

her foot looks like Endive from Chowder

ENDIVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE 😩😩😩😩😩😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 OMFG I CAN’T DIE ANY FURTHER UKA SHUT THE FUCK UP LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

She should not be wearing those shoes because well obviously they don’t fit. But as a person whose been pregnant before this is some fucked up commentary…. how she doesn’t cry every day idk.

(Source: palegingerbabies, via biggerhopesbiggerdreams)

8AM

Sex is not a goddamn performance.

Sex should feel as natural as drinking water.

It should not require confidence.

Sex should happen, because the moment is ripe.

Ripening lips, ripening labia, ripening cock, ripening pupils, ripening state of being. Ripe and augmented and brimming. Your energy goes to your pumping heart, then to every external nerve, then to theirs, on fire.

You bask, roll, play in it. You sigh, moan, laugh.

It’s not about being “good in bed.”

It’s about being happy.

One should never worry if they’re doing it “correctly.” Sex is not factual. I don’t want your cookie-cutter sex, I don’t want your meticulously crafted, calculated, fool-proof fuck. I don’t want a show. I want you. Let your instincts, urges and whims define that. It’s enough.

What do most girls like? Forget about it. Statistics are meaningless when there’s only one. Hello, here’s me. Here’s you.

Don’t worry about taking it too slow. We got time. We got infinite rhythms, combinations, possibilities. Explore each fuck. Take our time. We can do a different one later.

Don’t worry about making me come. I’m here. Right where I want to be.

I am overwhelmed by wanting; you don’t have to convince me. I want you because I like you. So don’t put on a front. Don’t taint this.

I’m frustrated—it’s just authenticity I want.

It’s originality.

It’s passion.

It’s joy.

Don’t say that something I like is ugly. Don’t compare yourself to the rest. You will live and die with and within your experiences like everyone else. If someone thinks you are amazing, they are not wrong. Their universe is as real as any other; it is forged through perception.

I don’t care if you accidentally slammed my head into the wall, if you slipped out, if my arm cracked, if the delightful pressure of your wet lips on my anything made a silly sound. There is no right way and no wrong way.

“Good in bed,” what.

You’re good in my bed. I’m pleased you’re there. I feel it suits you.

Shove your technique. Let your memory swallow it. Fuck me like you’d fuck me, fuck me like you feel.

This isn’t a test.

(via nopietyjustpieandtea)

(Source: nikolaiolivier, via pieair)

May162013

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May152013
7PM

neil-gaiman:

mercurialme:

I knew y’all would have a gif set of this by morning.

Truth.

(Source: sandandglass, via ratchetpussynvrtastedsosweet)

7PM

Please help find my friend Joey Ross aka Tumblr user deadsarx.

negritaaa:

the-bitch-goddess-success:

porcedex:

tishrex:

kelligray:

suicideisselfexpression:

Apparently he didn’t make it home last night, and he’s missing.

image

If if you live in Philadelphia and see or hear anything from him or about him, please contact 267-252-4447 or 856-577-4719.

http://deadsarx.tumblr.com/

What!!! Joey where are you!!

Philly humans.

Eyes out Philadelphia.

FUCK THAT’S MY CITY!

SIGNAL BOOST

Boost!

(Source: howtheg0dskill, via ratchetpussynvrtastedsosweet)

6AM

Black princess

littleblackprincesses:

Prior to Disney’s Princess Tiana there was another company that was making films geared towards ethnic children. It was the Hapilly Ever After Series.

You can still buy the videos. I believe the company has gone out of business. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happily_Ever_After:_Fairy_Tales_for_Every_Child

Best shows ever

(via adventuresofthelostgirl)

6AM
dangercurls:

She looks like a doll!

dangercurls:

She looks like a doll!

(Source: curlskinksandcoils, via beam-meh-up-scotty)

May142013

notsiskysbusiness:

notsiskysbusiness:

dude if you’re not supposed to shut down your laptop with the power button then whats the point in having a power button

to turn it on

you need the power button to turn the computer on

(via looselipswreckships)

8PM

daintylolihime:

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem and makes you a shitty person

(via looselipswreckships)

May132013

dreamdefenders:

On April 22, 16-year-old Kiera Wilmot was arrested at her Polk County high school for conducting a science experiment. The teen, who has no criminal history and maintained good grades, suddenly found herself trapped in Florida’s insidious school to prison pipeline; which has continually funneled mostly youth of color out of Florida’s schools and into the criminal justice system.

According to a report by Florida’s Department of Juvenile Justice, over 57% of the state’s 96,515 youth incarcerated in 2012 were Black and Brown. In Kiera’s home of Polk County, Sheriff Grady Judd has presided over a system in which youth have continually been cycled through county jails in which severe abuses have been alleged including the use of pepper spray and the holding of juveniles in cages.

During the 2013 Florida Legislative Session, Dream Defenders worked with allies in the Florida Campaign for Juvenile Justice to reform Florida’s broken juvenile justice system. Despite repeated community visits to the state capital, briefings and press conferences by advocates and sponsoring legislators, the 2013 Legislative session closed with no action on critical bills such as SB 1374/HB 1039 which would have reformed Florida’s Zero Tolerance law at play in this case.

While Kiera navigates the legal ramifications of her unjust case Polk County Superintendent John Stewart has made the decision to place Kiera in an “alternative school” as he considers expulsion proceedings. Dream Defenders find these actions by Superintendent Stewart reprehensible. Dream Defenders demands that Stewart drop all expulsion proceedings against Kiera Wilmot and allow her to return to her enrollment at Bartow High School.

Dream Defenders calls upon all local, state and national allies to TAKE ACTION to ensure Kiera does not become another casualty of the school to prison pipeline.

WHAT YOU CAN DO:

Sample Script:

Superintendent Stewart,

My name is _____________ and I am calling to express my concern about the expulsion proceedings against Kiera Wilmot. Florida has been among the national leaders in furthering a school to prison pipeline; with zero tolerance policies being used to lock up, expel and divert youth from their right to an education. Ms. Wilmot’s case is another example of the state and your office criminalizing and derailing the future of a girl of color. Your handling of her case has been irresponsible and reprehensible. Ms. Wilmot’s actions and intent simply do not warrant expulsion or placement in alternative schooling. I am calling on you to immediately drop all expulsion proceedings against Kiera Wilmot and allow her to return to her regular enrollment at Bartow High School.

In order to make an impact in this case we will need the support of thousands.

Please share this message with family and friends. Let’s ensure there is

#JusticeForKiera

(via adventuresofthelostgirl)

2PM
goldchvinz:

allhaildre:

drugera:

me earlier. 

Niggas be flexin

just casually

goldchvinz:

allhaildre:

drugera:

me earlier. 

Niggas be flexin

just casually

(via nikarites)

2PM
samorchard:

I did a comic about marriage equality…
(Original: http://www.roostertailscomic.com/?p=1588)

samorchard:

I did a comic about marriage equality…

(Original: http://www.roostertailscomic.com/?p=1588)

(via nonickolai)

2PM
new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

(Source: jape-art, via wretchedoftheearth)

2PM

sandousy:

If you ever feel stupid just remember that some people think jesus was white

(via nonickolai)

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